I ran across this article on Wisebread (a great read, by the way) titled “Frugal Things My Mom Does“, which talks about this ketchup story:
Our kitchen has drawers stocked with drive-thru napkins, straws, plastic silverware, chopsticks, and all variety of other things. But what I find the strangest is the drawer in the refrigerator filled with ketchup packets. …
.. When our ketchup bottle gets low, mom pulls out a funnel, the scissors, and the infamous ketchup drawer from the refrigerator. She then proceeds to spend an hour or more clipping the tops off 10,000 ketchup packets, and squeeze them into the bottle. When she’s finished, we have a nice, full bottle of ketchup. …
.. How, you ask, do we have a drawer filled with 10,000 ketchup packets? Because anytime Mom goes through the drive-thru, she asks for extra ketchup, of course! (And extra napkins, salt and pepper, straws, plastic silverware, and quite possibly, a roll of toilet paper from the restroom…)
I have to admit that the article was amusing to read, and it was certainly something novel. But, I had a hard time calling that “frugal”.
I really really hope that these *frugal* adventures didn’t go as far as taking toilet paper from the restroom.
Even without the toilet paper, it doesn’t sound quite right to me.
Just imagine what will happen if thousands of families decide to go on that *frugal* path. With 10,000 packets each, we are looking at about 10,000,000 packets of extra ketchup stored in kitchen drawers. Now, those millions of packets don’t come for free, someone has to pay for them. Let me guess who pays for them… yeah right! the remaining thousands of families who don’t hoard on stuff just because it’s available without any extra cost.
Of course, one can go into the technicalities of profit margins of fast food chains, and argue that the cost of several packets of ketchup is recovered (several times over) by the amount of profit that is made with each sale. But, that still does not condone hogging on *free* resources. If you have issues with profit margins of fast food chains, just stop eating at those places - instead of trying to get the worth of your junk food expense. Just cooking at home and avoiding fast food will save you enough money for a number of store-brand ketchup bottles in time to come.
This ketchup story reminds me of another similar situation I experienced a few years ago. I was in Nevada for a conference and had shared accommodations with another graduate student. This dude used to collect all those miniature shampoo bottles and soap bars from the room everyday. Once, I remarked to him, “You know, that shampoo is not really good quality, are you sure you want to use it later?“. To which he replied, “I know the stuff is not good.. but hey, it has already been paid for, so I will take it anyways“.
Now, one could argue that the bottles would anyways be wasted if not used - so it’s a frugal thing to carry them and use them up. But that was certainly not his intention - plus, he didn’t even like the shampoo! He was just more interested in trying to squeeze the most out of that hotel stay. And by the way, he wasn’t even paying for his stay - the school was picking up the tab. I don’t know what he did with all those bottles… probably he emptied them in his regular shampoo bottle or, more likely, just threw them away.
Anyways, the point is that such attitude is often misrepresented as being *frugal*. In my opinion, that’s just hoarding - because stuff is available for hoarding. Other examples, of such hoarding attitude are:
- stuffing pockets with those free candies/mints that restaurants offer after meals.
- eating *too much* at a buffet - just because you have paid for it and now you want to make it worth every penny.
- stuffing bags and bags of office stationery at career fairs - you should really see this circus, it’s awesome. Young soon-to-be-graduates, who should be more interested in talking to prospective employers, are usually busy collecting pens and rubber-band balls.
- an extreme (hypothetical, but pretty relevant) example would be to stand near those free sampler kiosks in a SAM’s club or Costco outlet, and keep stuffing yourself with whatever they serve in those tiny cups until you are no longer hungry. You probably paid for it with your membership fee, so why not?
Frugality is making the most of *your* resources. How can people be called *frugal* if they are reducing their own expenses by grabbing someone else’s resources? Is it *frugal* to take more than your fair share - even if it is free?
Just for kicks: some quick calculations for those who are interested in nitpicking on the ketchup article. Suppose you grab 10 extra ketchup packets with each drive-thru trip, it will take you 1000 trips to gather 10,000 packets. If you spend an average of $5 per trip, that’s about $5000 right there on junk food! That’s not frugal, dude.
Elsewhere, it has been estimated that it takes about 50 small packets of ketchup to fill up a 14 oz. bottle (which costs about $2 at present). Which means, 50 packets contain $2 worth of ketchup (4 cents per packet), or 10,000 packets contain about $400 worth of ketchup! Which further means that you can fill about 200 ketchup bottles if you hoard steal 10,000 packets. Man, shrewd people can start an eBay business with this kind of thing.





The book narrates an interesting story about a church in Hartford that made $30,000 by selling 1,500 pounds (these must be holy pigeons) of pigeon droppings as fertilizer. Apparently, pigeon droppings are rich in nitrogen and hence are valued as fertilizer. The church’s product was marketed under the name “Sign of the Dove” - after these names were rejected: “God’s Guano”, “Gifts from Above”, and “Heavenly Droppings”.
Mayonnaise contains all the essential ingredients required to maintain a good skin - oil serves as a moisturizer, eggs to firm the skin, and vinegar to maintain pH (acidity) levels. So if you run out of your skin conditioner - just use the mayonnaise. Or better still, just visit your nearest McDonald’s and grab your day’s quota in those little paper cups - for free.
You can try to make a sticking zipper work smoothly by rubbing the tip of a graphite pencil on to the zipper’s teeth. Zip and unzip a couple of times so that the graphite spreads over the entire zipper and you will be ready to roll. This works because 














Encouraged by this, I also tried the oil on our lame mailbox lock (it’s really horrible) and key…and it worked wonders there too. It also seems like both locks will continue working like that for a while (the oil on the keys has vanished, but the locks are still extremely smooth).
If you are worried about whether it makes economical sense to buy the expensive compact fluorescent (CF) bulbs, read this:
Forget about the 4,000 lbs of CO2 for a while…you will save a ton of money by implementing these tips. So if you are not so much of a *green-person*, at least try it for the sake of money. And if you don’t care about the savings, think about how much you can contribute towards the environment by reducing 4,000 lbs of CO2.
I see this happening day in and day out. I don’t think anyone in my entire building switches of their computers before leaving for the day. There must be more than a 1000 computers in here. Recently, after the university started adding an *energy surcharge* in our tuition bills, some people have started switching off the lights…but only about 25% of the people are doing it.
Tire pressure gages costs about a dollar in most stores, air is free at most gas stations, and it doesn’t take more than five minutes to check your tire pressure. I think procrastination is the only barrier here. Drive sensibly; speeding eats up a lot of gas and
Just saying “I use recyclable plastic bags” is not enough. Even recycling plants take up a lot of energy. Therefore, it makes sense to reuse them as much as possible before recycling. Thin plastic bags won’t last long when you start reusing them…that’s where reusable cloth and paper bags (paper bags made from recycled paper) come into picture. Try them, they are not expensive at all.
This is tip #51 in the list…sounds exceedingly simple and yet it’s the most difficult thing to act on. I would modify the words “consume less” to “consume sensibly”. Live your life well…but live it sensibly. Hey! wait a minute, it says…”Think more”? But, aren’t we Americans?
