How To Buy A Heart Attack For $3.99 In Three Easy Steps*

by golbguru on March 7, 2007

Drive to Burger King

Buy a Texas Triple Whopper

Enjoy your meal !

texas triple whopper

burger king triple whopper calories

*Offer valid only in Texas

Nutritional information source: www.calorieking.com

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{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Harm 03.07.07 at 7:24 pm

We’ve all heard of hamburgers and other
restaurant meals having gotten so much
larger over time. What about candy bars
shrinking to tiny shadows of their former
selves? (Or is it that I’ve just gotten
bigger?)

2 golbguru 03.08.07 at 5:16 am

Harm: Shrinking candy bars is a good thing in a way (well except the part that the prices have gone up instead of shrinking with the size)…that means less sugar and fat per serving. I am assuming that smaller candy bar sizes will cause a lot of people to make do with a smaller serving size. :)

3 LAMoneyGuy 03.08.07 at 2:43 pm

Oh yea? I’ll see your Burger King burger, and raise you a Chili’s Fajita Steak Quesadilla with Guacamole.

2,020 calories, 111g Fat, 54g Sat Fat, 5,690mg sodium.

4 golbguru 03.08.07 at 3:01 pm

LAMoneyGuy: Holy cow !…that’s a faster heart attack on the way :). I wonder why this kind of stuff is not almost illegal?

5 Lem 03.09.07 at 5:34 am

Wow! The Whopper looks tasty! Up here in Canada, especially on the West Coast, and due to our outdoor lifestyles, people look down upon Fast Food Restraunts.

We prefer something worse, caffeine and Coffee (Starbucks) and the rest of those yuppie infested cafe’s. Go figure…

6 Ambellamy 03.14.07 at 5:33 am

oh my god…

talk about a walking heart attack…

who would eat that?????

7 financial hack 03.16.07 at 4:54 am

It’s only a matter of time before they add another paddy to one of these. And they wonder why so many Americans have a weight problem?

8 Lisa 11.06.07 at 6:44 am

i would not eat that crap anyway, that kind of food gets me sick everytime i eat it,so more power to those that do ,and here’s to your healyh.

9 raven 01.22.08 at 2:35 pm

i’m raven and i like big whopper and i have a good friend named chris holla at you. and i luv marijo alves ’cause shes col oh yeah PUT MORE ADVERTISEMENTS! this is relly his girl marijo i’m playin
i love you raven your so cute and sexy whopper!

10 Lemmming 05.15.09 at 2:22 am

Its so depressing to see the price from texas. :( Im from germany and I Pay 5,29 EUROS for the single Triple whopper. Excluding extra bacon. I dont know how they justify that price, probably taxes :(
I work out regularly, therefore Im not into that fast food is junk food thing. there is no “bad” food, its the overall lifestyle that makes it bad. If you have job that is physically very exhausting, u can eat that burger with no hard feelings. Not 24/7 but once a week is fine. Tasty food is tasty food. period. The rest is left to the consumer or parents of children.

11 earl 06.28.09 at 6:43 pm

dude i know a way better way to get a heart attack!!! go to mcdonalds go up to a fat lady and ask her how many pounds of meat she had today. One time i did it and i fainted. usaually the answer is oh just a small 600- 700 pounds lol. I read about it on the internet and a guy got a heart attack from it. LOL

12 earl 06.28.09 at 6:43 pm

I LIKE BOOBIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

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